B3ta games archive

Or will the coppers come knocking? Can you put a name to the famous beard? Lady cat or Man cat? Tip: girl cats have slightly more triangular faces.

The nerdiest quiz we could think of. We're sorry about this quiz. Ah, the wonderful world of celebrity look-a-likes.

What a fun bit of googling this quiz was. We run a free weekly B3TA email reporting on the coolest stuff on the net.

Gruesome Twosomes Can you tell the difference between Ant and Dec? You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he. The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta.

Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh? Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this. Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake. An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.

Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want? Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.

Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta. We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming. It's Halloween but trick or treating is an effort, so lets stay in and play some games.

Facebook is rebranding as 'Meta' - tell them what you think in this mini challenge See the entries ». It's animals in pop groups this week. Show us animals with instruments rocking the crowd or just do some classic band name puns. What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening?

Does Blofeld take part in cat shows? Show us the off duty Bond universe. Nirvana's Nevermind is 30 years old today. Lets celebrate the album, band and cover art in the usual b3ta way. Comply with government regulations by making all TV and film more British See the entries ». ABBA are back so lets go to work on them. Funny photoshops, mash ups of their songs, hilarious puns, terrifying kaleidoscopic images, you know what you like.

Sainsbury's have uploaded thousands of product and packaging scans in to an excellent design archive. All patriotic royalists at B3ta should celebrate that great asset to the nation, Prince Andrew, what could go wrong? What do the pets of billionaires get up to while their owners are out?